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The_Red_Viii
07-06-2009, 02:43 PM
Uhh I had sex last night in the backseats of my Evo for the first time. I was sweating like a fucking swimming pool. The girl looks up at me and is like you've never had sex with a girl in your Evo??? I'm like no why, she responds by saying " I feel proud of myself." LOL ;)
EVILutionVIII
07-06-2009, 02:51 PM
Yeah I told the wife it'd never happen in the Evo......she just looked at me and smiled....nuff said.
The_Red_Viii
07-06-2009, 02:54 PM
Yeah I told the wife it'd never happen in the Evo......she just looked at me and smiled....nuff said.

LOL. Same here I told myself it'd never happen.

Next thing you know the whole damn Evo was shaking seriously. :)
EVILutionVIII
07-06-2009, 02:58 PM
LOL. Same here I told myself it'd never happen.

Next thing you know the whole damn Evo was shaking seriously. :)

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/rofl.gif It would take some serious self control and restraint to say no to pussy. That is unless she's busted....even then, nothing a bag and duct tape wont fix.
BlewByYouEvoVIII
07-06-2009, 03:14 PM
LOL. Same here I told myself it'd never happen.

Next thing you know the whole damn Evo was shaking seriously. :)

Sounds like you need some stiffer springs http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/rofl.gif
http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/rofl.gif It would take some serious self control and restraint to say no to pussy. That is unless she's busted....even then, nothing a bag and duct tape wont fix.

I lol'd
The_Red_Viii
07-06-2009, 04:06 PM
Sounds like you need some stiffer springs http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/rofl.gif


I lol'd

^ I do need some stiffer springs! :D
jktripp
07-06-2009, 10:03 PM
i started in the backseats but it was hottttt as hell also. it was pouring rain outside so we moved to the hood and that was completely awesome in the rain!!
bomjoon
07-06-2009, 10:24 PM
srsly?
jktripp
07-06-2009, 10:57 PM
seriously to who?
bomjoon
07-06-2009, 10:58 PM
your face...

we really dont need to hear bout your sexlife....

but then again.... this is OT section...
lazyevo<3
07-07-2009, 01:04 AM
having sex in ur car is bad luck!! just to let u know
jktripp
07-07-2009, 01:10 AM
bom, then i was just kidding... mario, why is it bad luck??
jktripp
07-07-2009, 01:12 AM
plus, i didnt start the thread, i just added to it...
BlewByYouEvoVIII
07-07-2009, 01:18 AM
not bad luck, just dont make a mess. My old seats in the 8 had stains on them... I told the poor guy who bought them it was a milkshake stain that I could never get out. -.- I almost feel bad about it, lol...
lazyevo<3
07-07-2009, 01:19 AM
^^^^:eek: lol my i see how it is ryan u must be like me my gfs are like garden hoses ;)
jktripp
07-07-2009, 01:20 AM
no stains, we moved outside to the hood...;)
jktripp
07-07-2009, 01:20 AM
just kidding bombom, it never happened
BlewByYouEvoVIII
07-07-2009, 01:29 AM
the trunk works better. stick her body under the wing facing downward, then she cant move lol!
ryanowarrior
07-07-2009, 01:34 AM
yall aint right....
jktripp
07-07-2009, 01:35 AM
i was just kidding.... i wouldnt ever do such a thing
ryanowarrior
07-07-2009, 01:37 AM
lol, yea ya would we all would :D
bomjoon
07-07-2009, 02:04 AM
just kidding bombom, it never happened

you dont have to explain anything... yet...
TripperFx3
07-07-2009, 03:15 AM
I did it with the ex in the back seat a few times. Good shit and no stains ;). The most fun was probably in the passenger seat of my 240sx with another ex, but she was 5'0" lol.

To the busted comment... Yea... You should see some of my drunken encounters... I woke up in the morning and saw her from the back and bolted when she was in the shower. Almost stole her cat too... It was a cool cat. This is no joke... lol

I retract that comment about the 240 being the most fun! The most fun was the back seat of my moms old Corolla (yes I'm an evil son). I'm not gonna say why, but lets just say she was real juicy and I feel sorry for whoever sat back there :D
em1toevo
07-07-2009, 08:19 AM
^Lol, you guys are a mess.
ZIGZAG
07-07-2009, 03:41 PM
the trunk works better. stick her body under the wing facing downward, then she cant move lol!
Sounds like a plan Ryan...oh shoot my wife's Doubl D's won't fit under the wing. I'll work with the hood.
<WhiteHandle>
07-07-2009, 04:09 PM
Lmao!!! Wtf did this thread turn into?? Ryan u sold your seats to me -.- !!!!!!
shunderwunder
07-07-2009, 07:05 PM
^ lmao :D
jktripp
07-07-2009, 09:55 PM
Lmao!!! Wtf did this thread turn into?? Ryan u sold your seats to me -.- !!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!! at least you know the good spots are marked for you!!!
bomjoon
07-07-2009, 09:58 PM
id burn that shit~!

all sorts of biological disease infected seat... lol
TripperFx3
07-07-2009, 10:08 PM
lol Yea... Ryan is a dirty whore.

Gran watch out for the hood! I put a dent in my 240s hood doing a girl there ;)
jktripp
07-07-2009, 10:26 PM
lol Yea... Ryan is a dirty whore.

Gran watch out for the hood! I put a dent in my 240s hood doing a girl there ;)

yeah, dont let her lay completely on the hood... not sure if it would hold up. in my case, she was on it just enough to stay warm in the rain....

just kidding bombom... it never happened
TripperFx3
07-08-2009, 04:01 AM
lol Bullshit Tripp... We all know it happend :p
BlewByYouEvoVIII
07-08-2009, 09:42 AM
Sounds like a plan Ryan...oh shoot my wife's Doubl D's won't fit under the wing. I'll work with the hood.

lol lucky! My wife only has C's =/
Apex i ITR
07-15-2009, 09:16 AM
I'm too old for that shit